My name is Dunk. I'm 20 years old in Florida living with multiple chronic illnesses. Who the fuck knows anymore
What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.
I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.
i’m pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description
I used to put my ping pong balls in boiling water for a few seconds.
holy shit the youtube thing WORKS
in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese
The Way I Am - Ingrid Michaelson
i love the way you say good morning
shout out to the used for making literally the best merch ever